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8 things you are probably panicking about right now

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Lets face it, keeping a brand new human alive is stressful, especially when their only way of communicating is through crying.

Jen Singer, author of You’re a Good Mom (and Your Kids Aren’t So Bad Either) and creator of MommaSaid.net, isn’t particularly fond of babies. “That’s because both of my sons’ first years were the most stressful for me,” she says. “They were colicky, one had reflux, and neither one slept through the night for a whole year.”

New mums admit to panicking over the smallest things

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You will second guess everything and everyone, you will google things you never imagined and you will most definitely struggle. apparently this state of confusion clears when your kid gets their own apartment, but that is still to be seen.

#1 Is my baby breathing

This happens to all parents. You will wake up in the middle of the night, in a cold sweat and run to your baby’s side to see if their little chest is still rising and falling. The cold sweat may disappear and become a controlled panic until your child turns 12 after which you’ll be running into their room to see if they are still there.

#2 Is my child suffocating?

The first time I put my infant in the Bjorn, I was certain his face was just smashed into my boobs (it wasn’t).I spent the entire walk pulling the carrier away from his body to give him the two inches of extra breathing room I was certain he needed. It was a very relaxing walk.

#3 Have I just caused irreversible spine damage?

This question will go through your head more than a few times.

Did i cause irreversible spinal damage?

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“Oh my God, i just picked him up and didn’t support his neck, i heard something crack!”  The only sound you are hearing is your own paranoia, your baby is fine.

#4 I’m starving my child

Hospitals do this thing where they require you to manically document exactly how much your child is eating (which is difficult to measure if you are breastfeeding). I brought this paperwork home with my first and was convinced I was starving him. I can’t be the only one, can I?

#5 Where’s my baby?

This does happen in real life but for the most part, this will be a recurring nightmare for a while. There you are having fun with your friends at a bar when all of a sudden you remember you have a baby and you can’t find him…  luckily, your spouse wakes you up because you were screaming “where’s my baby?” in your sleep.

#6 This isn’t what poop should look like

Infant poop is strange to say the least. You will convince yourself that something is wrong and google other images of poop (of which there are many) Save yourself the trouble.

Google will confuse you even more

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#7    Am I crushing him?

Squishy newborns bring in a whole new level of horror when it comes to everyday activities. Putting on a shirt, or seat belt can be a death defying experience.

#8     If I put this blanket on my baby, can he breathe?

I know this sounds ridiculous, but every mother out there will attest to thinking along these lines.

 

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First published at mommyish.com

Leah

Founder at LetuKenya
Leah was born and raised in Kenya. She has a degree in psychology and divides her time between article writing, blogging and creating original African pieces. She provides her writing services independently and can be found odesk. When she isn’t hunched over a computer, she’s out being inspired by nature.

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